video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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