That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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