I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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