You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can I color on your dick again?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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