would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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