some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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