what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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