I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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