Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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