He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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