i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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