that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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