:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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