found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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