Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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