just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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