Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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