My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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