the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
There are leaves in my underwear?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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