Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Still dying that you shit outside
I am one with the molecules
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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