i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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