He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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