Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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