so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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