Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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