We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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