Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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