Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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