: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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