porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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