We won't sleep together?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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