How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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