Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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