If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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