people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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