am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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