I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i came on her dog
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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