I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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