I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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