I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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