i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
