she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
