My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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