Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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