I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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