I bet he comes in French.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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