Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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