Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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