Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
