p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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